make way for the shsl rich bastard

[tellthemnaegi]

Hey there, Bastion! I'm Remaix, a complete newbie to this game.

I'm bringing in Byakuya Togami from Dangan Ronpa, a.k.a. that one weird game where a sadistic bear tells a bunch of high school students to go kill each other. And thus the halls of said school are stained with pink blood forever because seriously guys can we please stop killing each other for one chapter guys come on. It's one giant lesson in why we can't have nice things.

All you need to know about Togami is that he's a rich, prideful, elitist asshole with a very punchable face. Seriously, this guy's not gonna have a lot of friends, he can't go a single conversation without insulting someone. He's coming in from the very end of the first game, meaning there will be major spoilers. So if you don't want those, just let me know.

Anyway! My plurk is over at remaix, so if you want to add me there, go right ahead! Annnnd that's about it. Looking forward to playing with you all!

Comments

[bulletofhope]

Oh, gross. Who's this asshole. B|

[tellthemnaegi]

Wow rude. >:T

[bulletofhope]

You started it. B( !!!

[tellthemnaegi]

So rude. Super rude. The rudest rude who ever rude.

[bulletofhope]

This coming from SHSL Rude Asshole Rude-ington, you rude as hell rude-face...

[tellthemnaegi]

Um excuse you, some of us are classy in our rudeness, get your filthy peasant rudeness out of my face.

[bulletofhope]

Too late, you have already been ensnared by the peasants. B|

*rubs peasantness all over your classy clothes*

[heptagram]

/quietly ships naegi and togami

[tellthemnaegi]

how dare

[tellthemnaegi]

Relevant icon is relevant.

[bulletofhope]

YOU STARTED IT, I'M ONLY FINISHING IT

[tellthemnaegi]

OH YOU ARE SO FIRED

[bulletofhope]

YOU CAN'T FIRE ME

YOU NEVER HIRED ME IN THE FIRST PLACE

[tellthemnaegi]

DETAILS

[bulletofhope]

YOU'VE STILL GOT THAT WRONG

[tellthemnaegi]

FINE THEN YOU ARE FIRED FROM LIFE INSTEAD

NOW AND FOREVER

[bulletofhope]

WOW

WOW

EXCUSE YOU, THAT'S WELL ABOVE YOUR PAY GRADE, I REJECT YOUR FIRING

[tellthemnaegi]

UM EXCUSE YOU

I'M BYAKUYA TOGAMI

NOTHING IS ABOVE MY PAY GRADE

[bulletofhope]

except for

well

you know

actually having friends

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[tellthemnaegi]

WOW

WOW

WOOOOOOOOOOOW

WE'RE GOING THERE ARE WE

[bulletofhope]

YES WE ARE

NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME DRIVE THIS THREAD DAMMIT

[tellthemnaegi]

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU DRIVING IT TO

ARE WE LOST

WE'RE LOST AREN'T WE, DAMN IT NAEGI THIS IS WHY WE HIRE CHAUFFEURS

[bulletofhope]

I'M NOT LOST, SHUT UP TOGAMI

I'M JUST

TRYING OUT A NEW ROUTE

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING >| !!!

[tellthemnaegi]

MAYBE IF YOU ACTUALLY INVESTED IN A GPS WE WOULDN'T BE SO LOST

OH WAIT

YOU CAN'T EVEN AFFORD ONE CAN YOU

TYPICAL

[bulletofhope]

YEAH, WELL, I DON'T SEE YOU ACTUALLY DOING ANYTHING HELPFUL

MAYBE YOU NEED TO BUY YOURSELF SOME SILENCE OVER THERE

OH, BUT YOU CAN'T, CAN YOU

[tellthemnaegi]

WELL WHAT IS HE SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN YOU WON'T LET HIM DRIVE

JFC HE HAS TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE DOESN'T HE

[bulletofhope]

oh, yes, let's let Togami drive this thread

that's clearly a good idea, surely we'll all be much better off if you drove it

[tellthemnaegi]

what are you implying

are you implying i'm not a good driver

give me the wheel right now i'll show you

[bulletofhope]

IS2G if we crash because of you, I'm haunting your ass... :|

[tellthemnaegi]

shut up i know what i'm doing dO YOU REALLY THINK I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE

...

just.

gimme a sec.

[bulletofhope]

yeah, about the only thing you have going for you is looks and even then you can't shut up for two seconds

can you blame me for being skeptical

[tellthemnaegi]

shut uuuuuuup i totally got this

...

...

totally

definitely

[bulletofhope]

well

...

...

...

we're waiting

[tellthemnaegi]

...

...

...

...

...

naegi drive this thing for me

[bulletofhope]

HA

SEE

I TOLD YOU I KNEW WHERE WE WERE GOING

:| !!!

[tellthemnaegi]

look not all of us have SO MUCH FREE TIME that we can learn how to drive okay

SOME OF US HAVE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO

[bulletofhope]

Like what, exactly.

Counting your money?

Eating caviar out of a gold dish?

Sit around and annoy people all day?

B|

[tellthemnaegi]

OH I'M SORRY

DO YOU WANT TO BE THE HEAD OF THE LARGEST CONGLOMERATE ON THE PLANET

WHILE ATTENDING murder HIGH SCHOOL

[scary_music]

Evil toothpick Byakuya-chan gyaaaaaaa!!-

Hi welcome! Poor Ibuki will be confused

[bulletofhope]

OH I'M SURE IT MUST BE SO HARD, BEING RICH LIKE THAT

SO HARD

B|

[ourlegends]

Hello hello Remaix!! I am Leia and I am a modtype here. I feel you described Togami's face very aptly in your app and in the ooc intro because I do indeed look forward to punching it. >=D

Anyway, I am definitely excited to interact with him. c: I play three ladies here!

Hilda (Pokemon Black/White) | ourlegends
Kohaku Hearts (Tales of Hearts) | spiria
Takane Enomoto (Kagerou Days) | headphoneactor

Welcome to Bastion, I hope you enjoy it here!!

[amphibian]

CRACKS KNUCKLES

[scary_music]

YOU TWO GO KISS ALREADY

[tellthemnaegi]

Nice to meet you! And yes, good. That is the only proper response to Togami, really. He deserves all the face punching.

I'm only actually canon familiar with one of those, but I always approve of awesome ladies. Can't wait to see them around!

[dragonsorcsandwolves]

Here have someone sane(er). Probably not someone he'll actually like, but at least intelligent conversation can potentially be had. Anyways this is Rob he's a nerd and a poor person and has self-confidence issues unrelated to either of those facts. He also hates Ibuki.

And I'm Goggs and I'm adding you on plurk now. Welcome to the game!