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[scary_music]

Hello, Bastion! I'm Floogy, a brand new arrival to the Bastion.

I bring to you Ibuki Mioda from Dangan Ronpa 2. She's a fun and outgoing spaz who happens to be a Super High School Level Light Music Club Member. Wow, that's a mouthful... if you go by the official English translation, she's just the Ultimate Musician.

And no, her music as of recent can't really be called Light Music. It's... pretty much freaky death metal.

She'll be showing up on day 241, or Sunday our time.

I can be reached at Flooged (AIM), Floogy, or just PM me. I'm pretty bad at using Plurk, though...

Looking forward to playing with all of you~

Comments

[beary_despairing]

Upupupu...

You're not looking at your second death from the correct perspective, Naegi...

[bulletofhope]

... uh

...

... I feel like there's some kind of punchline to this but I missed it...

1/2

[beary_despairing]

It wasn't supposed to be a joke!

2/2

[beary_despairing]

But what do you think will happen when you die again, leaving behind an actual body this time?

[bulletofhope]

...

zombies? another killing game? panic?

[beary_despairing]

Zombies?! Why would I do something so unoriginal!

The discovery of your body would be followed by another class trial!

[bulletofhope]

. . . BUT THERE'S NOT EVEN A SINGLE KILLING GAME HERE, WHAT'S THAT GONNA ACCOMPLISH

[beary_despairing]

Upupupu...

It's an OOC entry, Naegi! I can do whatever I want!

[bulletofhope]

WOW EXCUSE YOU HOW RUDE CAN YOU GET

HOW DARE YOU USE OOC ENTRIES FOR THIS PURPOSE

[beary_despairing]

YOU WERE RUDE TO ME FIRST

I AM JUST RETURNING THE FAVOR!

[bulletofhope]

MONOKUMA PLZ

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU

1/2

[beary_despairing]

Y-You're right... I don't know how to make friends, and this is all I know...!

2/2

[beary_despairing]

As if I'd actually say something like that!

Now go and die again already!

[Throws coffee at]

[bulletofhope]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[beary_despairing]

[icon Keywords relevant]

[bulletofhope]

[ fuck

well

time to restart from the previous save file ]

[beary_despairing]

And for the finale of this despairing episode...

I DELETED ALL OF YOUR SAVE GAMES!

[bulletofhope]

... also I think we finally broke the record for longest OOC intro ever, good job us

[scary_music]

Hurray-... I'm sure there's a bigger one out there, actually. I wouldn't be surprised

[bulletofhope]

Yeah, but until we know we can say that we got it first? 8D

[scary_music]

More importantly, maybe we should stop dedicating so much time to ooc................. b-but I can't stop aaaaaaa

[bulletofhope]

can't stop

won't stop

not sure how to stop

[scary_music]

I'll death metal us both into submission!

[Death metals us both into submission?]

[bulletofhope]

[ death metal'd

worst execution ever ]

[scary_music]

...

...

Ibuki is now thoroughly insulted by this turn of events.