+1 soft core megido

[emissaries]

Hi everybody! I'm Kae and I am the freshest of meat. Nice to meet ya! Except those of you I have already met, in which case nice to see ya! So hey, you know what the Bastion needs? MORE TROLLS.

I give you The Emissary, real name Aradia Megido. She's from an AU that exists in the OU and it's kind of a grey area but BASICALLY - this is the Aradia from Beforus, aka. Alternia before it got rebooted and went directly to shit. Fast facts in convenient list form:

• Retired time traveler.
  
• Raised by the Midnight Crew (ie. the carapace mafia).
  
• Not nearly as stab-happy as the Midnight Crew.
  
• Short hair, huge horns. this will be better reflected in her icons as I finish drawing them.
  
• Older than she looks, by like... a lot.
  
• Relentlessly friendly.
  
• TL;DR: Troll Doctor Who.

SO YEAH I look forward to getting all up in everybody's business playing with all y'alls! I'm on plurk at tafkae and AIM at SennenTafkae, if you so desire. ♥

Comments

[canismetallusfamiliaris]

Your name is familiar! ...I want to say you played at Daisychain a million years ago, and that would be why. /blast from the past

(Hi, I'm Tri. My character here is a pacifist android from a children's book series full of violence and body horror. Y'know, FOR KIDS.)

[emissaries]

You are correct, I was indeed there briefly! Though I don't recall if we in particular had a chance to play together.

Anyway, good to see you, Tri! (Is that pronounced "try" or "tree"?) I never really read Animorphs as a kid, so I only know the basics, but robots are always cool. 0u0

[canismetallusfamiliaris]

Good to see you too! (Short for Tricia, so there is no standard pronunciation. I find it amusing to see which of my friends go with "try" and which with "tree." Tri as in Tricia or trip sounds weird.) The Chee are my favorite robots.

And I'm secretly pleased that I get to play with Homestuck characters in a game without a real journal comm, because my aversion to headache-inducing fonts has kept me from seeking out CR previously. I know nothing about your canon because I'm physically incapable of reading it. >_> It hurts. Aradia sounds interesting!

[emissaries]

Ahaha, I can see how that would be! Idk if you know the "Your Grammar Sucks" series, but there was one episode with a Homestuck comment (from the aSsHoLe WhO tYpEs LiKe ThIs) and the guy just straight up refused to read it, it was great xD

Don't worry, all you really need to know is that Aradia is the best character and all the others are dumb weenie losers. ;D

The latest tag of late welcomes

[scary_music]

Relentlessly friendly. Ibuki and Aradia need to go around spreading friendliness to everybody!

Short hair, huge horns. ... and I just now realized why Ibuki needs to meet a Homestuck troll. Hair horns! She can be an honorary troll!... or something. IDK

Also, hi! I'm Floogy, I only play this spaz right here.

[emissaries]

Hi Floogy! Also are you psychic, I was thinking both those things too xDDDD

I don't know a ton about Dangan Ronpa buuuut I love your Ibuki so far, can't wait to play with her!! who knows, maybe Aradia can even be persuaded to take up playing saxophone~

Icon keywords relevant?

[scary_music]

Haha! MAYBE I AM- okay no.

And thank you :D I'm only marginally familiar with Homestuck myself, kinda dropped out of keeping up with it after half a year or year when it first started so-

AND YES ARADIA PLAYING DEATH METAL ON HER SAX at this rate Ibuki won't have just a death metal band, she'll have a death metal ORCHESTRA

A+, the most relevant

[emissaries]

NO, LUKE! IT'S TOO DANGEROUS!

Yesh

[scary_music]

BY DANGEROUS YOU MUST MEAN AWESOME.

W-wait are we referencing Star Wars IDK

[emissaries]

IT'S MADNESS! MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW SUCH METAL!

eh probably whatever

[scary_music]

Madness?

THIS... IS... BASTION!!!!!!!!!!!!

[emissaries]

/PUNTS SOMEONE OFF THE EDGE

FUK YEA

[scary_music]

Wait let's not do that 300 thing, that just means I have to die later :

[emissaries]

well yeah but you get to shoot a dude in the throat with an arrow first, right? i can think of worse ways to go out

[scary_music]

ew no Ibuki would rather play death metal than shoot arrows at people's throats

[emissaries]

haha see this is where the Spartans failed

they didn't have death metal

we can hold that pass indefinitely

or at least until we all get laryngitis

[scary_music]

aradia plz

you're talking to the super ultimate school level musician club member

as if ibuki's voice would be defeated by something like that

[emissaries]

oh well in that case let the world tremble in fear

[scary_music]

the age of ibuki mioda's reign has begun

or something

[emissaries]

the day of pop is over. ibuki ushers in the age of metal

[scary_music]

wait I think I had this conversation before in my own ooc intro...

let's not have the anti-metal uprisings again ok?

[emissaries]

you mean there are those who would defy the metal queen??? MADNESS.

sparta

wait now we're going in a loop whoops

[scary_music]

its crazy amirite?!

seriously people, just accept your new overlord

[emissaries]

as they say, dulce et decorum est pro metallum mori

[scary_music]

[Had to plug that into google translate]

Let's not have the dying, Ibuki has enough of that in her canon.

[emissaries]

lmao, meanwhile in homestuck...............

(i agree xD)

[scary_music]

FFFFFF YEAH I SAW THE BIG KILL A BUNCH OF TROLLS OFF SCENE

[emissaries]

WHICH ONE 8^y

[scary_music]

hahahaha the uh one with gamzee being super creepy? I think that was his name???

[emissaries]

well gamzee is always super creepy these days but i think i know the one you're talking about XDDD

[scary_music]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THESE DAYS I THOUGHT HE DIED TOO-or is this some timey wimey stuff

[emissaries]

idk maybe? did the update you're thinking of come out more or less than a month ago?

[scary_music]

Noooooo I haven't kept up with homestuck in forever, I mean WAYYYYYYYY back when.

wrong account but w/e

[psych0p0mps]

Oh yeah then the juggalo survived that. He can survive a lot of things it turns out

[scary_music]

[Screams]