+1 soft core megido

[emissaries]

Hi everybody! I'm Kae and I am the freshest of meat. Nice to meet ya! Except those of you I have already met, in which case nice to see ya! So hey, you know what the Bastion needs? MORE TROLLS.

I give you The Emissary, real name Aradia Megido. She's from an AU that exists in the OU and it's kind of a grey area but BASICALLY - this is the Aradia from Beforus, aka. Alternia before it got rebooted and went directly to shit. Fast facts in convenient list form:

• Retired time traveler.
  
• Raised by the Midnight Crew (ie. the carapace mafia).
  
• Not nearly as stab-happy as the Midnight Crew.
  
• Short hair, huge horns. this will be better reflected in her icons as I finish drawing them.
  
• Older than she looks, by like... a lot.
  
• Relentlessly friendly.
  
• TL;DR: Troll Doctor Who.

SO YEAH I look forward to getting all up in everybody's business playing with all y'alls! I'm on plurk at tafkae and AIM at SennenTafkae, if you so desire. ♥

Comments

[emissaries]

IT'S MADNESS! MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW SUCH METAL!

eh probably whatever

[scary_music]

Madness?

THIS... IS... BASTION!!!!!!!!!!!!

[emissaries]

/PUNTS SOMEONE OFF THE EDGE

FUK YEA

[scary_music]

Wait let's not do that 300 thing, that just means I have to die later :

[emissaries]

well yeah but you get to shoot a dude in the throat with an arrow first, right? i can think of worse ways to go out

[scary_music]

ew no Ibuki would rather play death metal than shoot arrows at people's throats

[emissaries]

haha see this is where the Spartans failed

they didn't have death metal

we can hold that pass indefinitely

or at least until we all get laryngitis

[scary_music]

aradia plz

you're talking to the super ultimate school level musician club member

as if ibuki's voice would be defeated by something like that

[emissaries]

oh well in that case let the world tremble in fear

[scary_music]

the age of ibuki mioda's reign has begun

or something

[emissaries]

the day of pop is over. ibuki ushers in the age of metal

[scary_music]

wait I think I had this conversation before in my own ooc intro...

let's not have the anti-metal uprisings again ok?

[emissaries]

you mean there are those who would defy the metal queen??? MADNESS.

sparta

wait now we're going in a loop whoops

[scary_music]

its crazy amirite?!

seriously people, just accept your new overlord

[emissaries]

as they say, dulce et decorum est pro metallum mori

[scary_music]

[Had to plug that into google translate]

Let's not have the dying, Ibuki has enough of that in her canon.

[emissaries]

lmao, meanwhile in homestuck...............

(i agree xD)

[scary_music]

FFFFFF YEAH I SAW THE BIG KILL A BUNCH OF TROLLS OFF SCENE

[emissaries]

WHICH ONE 8^y

[scary_music]

hahahaha the uh one with gamzee being super creepy? I think that was his name???

[emissaries]

well gamzee is always super creepy these days but i think i know the one you're talking about XDDD

[scary_music]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THESE DAYS I THOUGHT HE DIED TOO-or is this some timey wimey stuff

[emissaries]

idk maybe? did the update you're thinking of come out more or less than a month ago?

[scary_music]

Noooooo I haven't kept up with homestuck in forever, I mean WAYYYYYYYY back when.

wrong account but w/e

[psych0p0mps]

Oh yeah then the juggalo survived that. He can survive a lot of things it turns out

[scary_music]

[Screams]